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Cool advertising billboards

 

Man is it hot in Corpus Christi

RUN !!!!!!!!

When its cold outside you need a couple of friends to keep warm.

OH SOOOOO CLOSE

Drunk striper

Go ahead put you finger in the plug again.

Why do they call it rush hour?

No wonder they can go so far without water

Look its a two quart split 

I guess he should have used more radar and less GPS

Set down honey -- don't worry its safe

Winner of the donut eating contest

They should have bought a TV and a VCR

And we think we have it bad

Yea we put those cones there for a reason.  You can't cure stupid.

redneck home improvement == the wife asked for a new paper holder

Yep make yourself an emblem and add instant value to your car.

redneck auto body repair

redneck irrigation system

redneck auto air conditioner repair

tape used to repair a plumbers crack

redneck plumbing repair

 

Yes sir if you install a new screen door it will add 50% value to your home

redneck head light repair

On our way to America !!!!!!!!!!

Obamma is offering free health care and good welfare checks.  No papers needed.

These cars are very cool.  Custom built show cars.

I was amazed that a trackhoe could do this.  It is not a fake picture it was a demonstration by the manufacturer

A few cool buildings

 

History Mystery


Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

 
 

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born

in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


When you want to make an impression going to the high school prom.

Country Girls

 

This is a redneck fire alarm

I don't know if this is a real photo or made in Photoshop but it is very cool

 

All of these next 14 pictures are wood carvings.

I received these great pictures today I know it is a bunch of them but they are amazing.

This photo was in the Houston Chronicle.  Look at the arm where did it come from????

Looks like they needed one more class in photoshop.

 

Some photographers go to extremes to get a good picture

 

 

IT'S NOT READY YET !!!!!!!

Paint stripe guy was drunk

 

How can this happen?

He was off the day they trained everyone to handle BOMBS

This is why we all pay high insurance fees

The engineer was on drugs when he designed the driveway

Our star wars hero cooking on the grill

Cool houses

Did you ever wonder how they unload rail cars - next 7 pictures

You just cant cure stupid

These are some cool houses

 

Americas Best

This kid would be lunch if the glass was thinner.

 

New redneck condo built in our neighborhood

Where do you think your going with that thermometer?

Back off Jack  I'm the drummer

Taco Bell Drive Through

It's my job just to stripe the road not clean it.

Slowwwww Downnnnnnn

Just because you want to get up why do I have to?

 

Family reunion in Pakistan

OK go stand on the front bumper

Large size available for dogs

This is when you know your TOOOOOO FAT

Yea one of your finest students a future senator

Redneck Items

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Bar-B-Q grill

Redneck Palm Pilot

Redneck air bag

Ron and Don Mahan

Sure glad we put up those beer feeders they bring them in every time

No I didn't see a thing all morning.

Redneck wedding announcement

Redneck birthday cake

Redneck portable pool

Redneck family portrait

Redneck auto alarm

Redneck deer blind

World record holder for running across Ethiopia with a bucket of chicken

Note: Always take off your uniform before going to the doctor.

Mexican car pool

Man it was hot today

I have heard of rolling up the sidewalks, but the streets?

It was you that picked the quiet little beach for our vacation

Ever wonder what is at the end of the rainbow?  The Beer Store!

Ever wonder what is on the other end?

That's a lot of fish sticks in one package

 

Now you know why no one cares if New Orleans is rebuilt